What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is India lagging behind China in economic development when India is a democracy while China isn’t?

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?